Billy

 

Connolly, that is

Wandering about the stage

Fussing with shaggy locks

And beard.

Comfortable in velveteen

Purple smock.

Telling stories

About his beloved Scots

Or Irish.

Now you know that

The crowd is with him already.

Laughing at the little stuff.

Lionesses hunt wildebeest

On nature channel.

Crazy taxi drivers

Taking Billy

To work a show.

Midget getting onto

A bus as if he owned the thing.

Bagpiper comes to an

Apartment party.

The place gets wrecked.

Billy running around

To demonstrate…